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Mobile Me Lock Bhi Hai



Santa Ek Mobile Bechane Wale Se
Larai Kar Raha Tha.

Logon Ne Puchha Kya Huva??

Santa: Mene Mobile Kharida To Bola Tha
Mobile Me Lock Bhi Hai,
Ab Ye Tala, Chhabi Kuch Nahi De Raha.. ;-)



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