Shadiyan
Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi.
Wife: Toh?
Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon!
Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they.
Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai..;-p
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