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Aamlet



Santa Aamlet bana raha tha.
Usne Anda tora to Anda khali nikla.!
.
Santa Heran hokar bola:
Ghhor kalyug hai,
Murghiyan Bhi Abortion karwane lagi hen..;-)

Hahahha



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