Khushkhabri
Santa (on phone):
Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa:
Na ladka, na ladki.
Maine doosri Shaadi karli Hai Maa..;-p
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