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1. Aamlet  By: Naghma Khan
   Santa Aamlet bana raha tha. Usne Anda tora to Anda khali nikla.! . Santa Heran hokar bola: Ghhor kal...


2. Can I ask u a question  By: Naila Soomro
   Santa: Can I ask u a question.. Banta: You just did. Santa: Okay, Well can I ask you another quest...


3. Afsos  By: Maha Abro
   Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena. . Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? . Banta: Padosan ka husband gu...


4. Butterfly  By: Haya Ali
   Q: Why did Santa Throw the Butter out of the Window? . . A: He Wanted to See Butterfly..;-) ;-p...


5. Dushmano ki Taangain  By: Naila Soomro
   Santa: Mere Dada ne 1857 ki Jang me Dushmano ki Taangain tak Kaat di thin.. . Dost: Gardenain Q n...


6. Santa was Smoking  By: Naghma Khan
   Santa was Smoking front of His Father. Mom: Oye Papa ke samne Smoking kr rha hai? . Santa: BAAP hi ...


7. Khushkhabri  By: Naila Soomro
   Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ...


8. Sharam Ki Baat  By: Haya Ali
   Santa: Tere Papa Doctor Hen Aur Tu Bemaar Ho Gaya, Sharam Ki Baat Hai. Banta: Sharam Ki Baat To Ye ...


9. Shadiyan  By: Naghma Khan
   Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi. Wife: Toh? Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta h...


10. Duniya me kitne Desh hen  By: Naila Soomro
    Santa: Is Duniya me kitne Desh hen? Banta: Ary Pagal is Duniya me Ek hi to Desh hai "India" Baaki s...


11. Diwaar K Paar  By: Naghma Khan
    Santa: Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai, Jis Se Hum Diwar K Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hen, . . Angrez: Wow !...


12. Start Computer  By: Sumaira Malik
    Teacher (Giving instruction): Start Computer. Santa: I did. Teacher: Now open My Computer. Santa...


13. Joota Chhupaai  By: Raheel Ahmed
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14. Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai  By: Sumaira Malik
    Santa: Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai. Banta: Mujhe uska Naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? B...


15. R U a Foreigner  By: Naghma Khan
    After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife: Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: N...