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1. Diwaar K Paar  By: Naghma Khan
   Santa: Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai, Jis Se Hum Diwar K Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hen, . . Angrez: Wow !...


2. Start Computer  By: Sumaira Malik
   Teacher (Giving instruction): Start Computer. Santa: I did. Teacher: Now open My Computer. Santa...


3. Joota Chhupaai  By: Raheel Ahmed
   ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki 1sT SaaLi BoLi: Me To 1100 LungI.. 2nd SaaLi: Me To 2100 L...


4. Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai  By: Sumaira Malik
   Santa: Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai. Banta: Mujhe uska Naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? B...


5. R U a Foreigner  By: Naghma Khan
   After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife: Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: N...


6. Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka  By: Naghma Khan
   Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Me Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha. Pappu: Pa...


7. Pehle 2 lagayen  By: Naila Soomro
   Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 Thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke Bahar likha th...


8. Santa Kissed his GF  By: Raheel Ahmed
   Santa Kissed his GF in Park.. Gf: Plz ye sab Shadi se pehle mat karo Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worr...


9. 5 Rupey ke 3 Piyaz  By: Naghma Khan
   Santa ki Wife: Aaj to 5 Rupey ke 3 Piyaz Mil gaye.. Santa (Excited Ho Ker): Wo kaise??? WIFE: 5 Ru...


10. Santa Court Me Judge Se  By: Sumaira Malik
    Santa Court Me Judge Se: "Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte Huye ...


11. Badal Kaaly Kyu Hote Hen  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Santa Biology Padhte Hue: Yaar, "Badal Kaaly Kyu Hote Hen" Banta Kuch Der Sochte Huye. Arey Pagal A...


12. Toilet  By: Maha Abro
    SANTA: BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE, LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE...


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    Why did Santa Put His Radio in the Refrigerator? ? ? Think... . . . He Want to Hear Some Cool Music....


14. Tum Itni SUNDAR ho  By: Naghma Khan
    SUHAGRAAT Ko Santa DULHAN se: Tum Itni SUNDAR ho, Me Tumhen Kiya Kahun.. Bahar Khara Uska BAAP Bol...


15. Kiya Maal hai  By: Naghma Khan
    Santa & Banta sath me kahi ja rahe the 1 Larki pass se nikli.. Banta: Wah Yaar kya Maal hai.. Sant...