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1. Joota Chhupaai  By: Raheel Ahmed
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2. Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai  By: Sumaira Malik
   Santa: Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai. Banta: Mujhe uska Naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? B...


3. R U a Foreigner  By: Naghma Khan
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5. Pehle 2 lagayen  By: Naila Soomro
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7. 5 Rupey ke 3 Piyaz  By: Naghma Khan
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8. Santa Court Me Judge Se  By: Sumaira Malik
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9. Badal Kaaly Kyu Hote Hen  By: Husnain Nawaz
   Santa Biology Padhte Hue: Yaar, "Badal Kaaly Kyu Hote Hen" Banta Kuch Der Sochte Huye. Arey Pagal A...


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    SANTA: BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE, LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE...


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12. Tum Itni SUNDAR ho  By: Naghma Khan
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