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Dushmano ki Taangain



Santa:
Mere Dada ne 1857 ki Jang me
Dushmano ki Taangain tak Kaat di thin..
.
Dost:
Gardenain Q nai kati?
.
Sardar:
Wo pehly he kati pari thin...;-)



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