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1. Titanic kese dooba  By: Naveed
   Teacher: Titanic kese dooba? Sardar: DUBUK DUBUK, BUDUK BUDUK, Gulum, Gulu gulu gulu PUUUCHIK....


2. Bura Laga too...  By: SQA Kazmi
   Sardar to air hostess: Plz mujey eik plastic bag chaye, mujey vomit aa rahi hia. Air hostes us ko ba...


3. BLUE TOOTH  By: Irfan kakar
   GIRL to sardar: Oye tum ney apne 2daant Q blue kiye hai? SARDAR: Yar mea ne INK lagahi hai. GIRL: ...


4. 2008 ka sabse zalil sms  By: Fuzail
   2008 ka sabse zalil sms Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar...


5. Ab bolne se kiya fayidah  By: Fuzail
   Hitler says,"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says: Ab bolne se kiya fayid...


6. Agar tumhari 1 pocket main  By: Taimoor
   Math Teacher to Sardar: Agar tumhari 1 pocket main Rs.1000 hon or 2nd pocket main bhi Rs.1000 hon to...


7. Chemical symbol of Barium  By: Taimoor
   Prof: What is Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Prof: And Sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will y...


8. Siddhi-Vinayak Jaoge?  By: Rahim Shah
   Sardar Asks Taxi Driver: "Siddhi-Vinayak Jaoge?" Driver: "Haan Jaonga." Sardar: Jab jao tab mujhe b ...


9. Sardar was beating his son  By: Rahim Shah
   Sardar was beating his son Wife:Q mar rahe ho? Srdr:Iske cell pe Phone kiya to 1 ladki boli-"Da pers...


10. Starting salary  By: Rahim Shah
    Boss: I'm giving u drivers job.Starting salary Rs.3000,its ok..? Sardar: Great sir, Starting salary...


11. Sardar went to a toy shop  By: Usama
    Sardar went to a toy shop and asked! Ye ganja bandar kitnay ka hai? Shopkeeper: O parhay likhay Pu...


12. Woh konsi cheez hai  By: Usama
    Teacher: Woh konsi cheez hai jo insaan ki izzat ko mazbooti se pakar k rakhti hai? Sardar: Miss shal...


13. Reverse Gear  By: faizan khan
    Teacher: "If you dial 001 then what will happen? Sardar Ji: POLICE Jeep will come in Reverse gear!!...


14. School shuru karwa dia karo  By: faizan khan
    Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota hai. Sardar: Sir! Aap meri fikr mat kia ka...


15. Petrol bara mehnga ho gaya hai.  By: Adnan
    A man to sardar: Sardarji petrol bara mehnga ho gaya hai. Sardar: Leh dass, saanu ki faraq painda a...