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Bura Laga too...



Sardar to air hostess: Plz mujey eik plastic bag chaye, mujey vomit aa rahi hia.
Air hostes us ko bag de deti hia.
Thori dair baad jab wapis aati hia to sarey pessenger vomits ker rahey they.
To Sardar ne bataya ke mien ne vomit ki to sab ko bura lag raha tha?
Is liey mien wapis pee li... oooops



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