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BLUE TOOTH



GIRL to sardar: Oye tum ney apne 2daant Q blue kiye hai?

SARDAR: Yar mea ne INK lagahi hai.

GIRL: Q?

SARDAR: Oye tusi nie pata aaj kal bluetooth kitna mashoor hai.



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