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Acha Sa Kapra Dikha Do



Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.


SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?


Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,

Yahi pe Dikha Do.



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