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Haramzade Ne Aana Hai



On Airport 3 Men Were Waiting 4 Their Sons:

Hindu:
Hamare Amirzade Ne Aana Hai.

Muslim:
Hamare navabzade Ne Aana Hai.

Sardar:
Saaday Haramzade Ne Aana Hai.



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