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1. Acha Sa Kapra Dikha Do  By: Rehan
   Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do. SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don? Sardar: Abay! Haw...


2. KHUSHKHABRI  By: kala khan
   Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai Ma: bol beta Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ...


3. Delivery k baad  By: Rooman Qamar
   Delivery k baad sardarni ko stitches lag rahe thay.. Sardar window se dekh raha tha Bardasht nahi h...


4. Nothing ka Kya Matlab Hai  By: SMS Buddy
   1st Sardar: "Nothing" ka Kya Matlab hai? 2nd Sardar: "Kuch Nahin." 1st Sardar: Aisa Nahin Ho Sak...


5. Death of Sardar's Friend  By: Funtoosh
   Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai. Aap gaye Kyon Nahi? . . . Sa...


6. Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili  By: Irfan
   Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga. Log...


7. You Are Seeing My Wife  By: kala khan
   Sardarji & his Wife Going to City in Auto Rickshaw. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Ar...


8. Sardar Wants To Be Cockroach  By: kala khan
   Ek Aadmi Ne Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban'na Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach. Ma...


9. Nice To Meet Miss Sorry  By: kala khan
   Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli: I Am Sorry. Sardar: I Am Dilgeet Singh. Nice To Meet You M...


10. Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala  By: kala khan
    Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey): Sardar Ji Saade Kaar Ek Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey... Sardar: Le Feer...


11. India Ka Flag Kahan Lehraya?  By: Funtoosh
    Teacher to Sardar: Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya? Sardar (Bohat Dair Soch...


12. Sardar Per Beet  By: Rooman Qamar
    Ek Kabootar ne Sardar Per Beet Kardi. Sardar: Oye Teri Maa ne Tenu Kachha Panna nhi Sikhaya? Kab...


13. People Consider Sardar a GOD  By: Jayaarram
    Sardar ji: People Consider Me as a "GOD" Wife: How Do You Know? Sardar ji: When I went to the Park...


14. Sardar Bought 2 Corner Tickets  By: Dapper
    Boss Asked SARDAR To Buy 2 CORNER Tickets. For A Movie To Watch With His Girlfriend. . . Sardar ...


15. Sardarji at a Bar  By: Jayaarram
    Sardarji in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I...