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Emandar Pappu



A Story of Emandar Pappu..

Ek din Pappu Nadi k kinare jungle me lakdiya kaat rha tha k
Achanak uski kulhadi (Axe) Nadi me gir gai.
Wo rone laga to
Bhagwan ko uspe daya aa gai.

Bhagwan ne nadi me se ek sone(Gold) ki axe nikal kr
pappu ko se kaha: ye lo tumari axe.

Pappu : ye meri axe nhi hai

Bhagwan ne fir nadi se Silver ki axe nikal kr pappu ko diya

Pappu ne Us Ko bhi mana kr diya
Last me jab Bhagwan ne pappu ki Iron ki axe nikal kr di to
Pappu ne jhat se wo axe le li..

Bhagwan Ny Khush ho ker
Paapu ko teeno axe (gold, silver and iron)
de kr chale gye.
.
Kuch din baad pappu ki Bivi nadi me gir gai,
Pappu Phir rone laga..
Bhagwan ny nadi me se Katrina kaif nikali aur bole:
Kya ye hi Tumhari Bivi Hai ?

Pappu: Ji haan yehi hai .
Bhagwan naraz ho ker bole:
Tum to bade imaandar the,
Aaj tum ek sundar ladki k liye beimaan ban gye.

Pappu: Hey Prabhu, me aaj b utna hi imaandar hun,
Mene Jhoot isliye bola q k
agar me mana krta to fir
Aap kareena kapoor ko aur phir
meri Bivi ko nadi se nikal kr late, to me haan bol deta
Fir aap meri imaandari dekh kr mujhe 3no wife
Katrina, kareena or meri wife de kr chale jate.
me Lakdiya katne wala gareeb insaan,
3-3 wife afford nhi kr sakta Bhagwan. :-p



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