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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Girlfriend Ka Kutta
    Shopkeeper: Ji Kiya Chahiye??

    Larka: Girlfriend K Kutte K Liye Biscuit Chahiye..

    Shopkeeper: Theek Hai Per Aap Yahin Khao Gy Ya

    Parcel Bana Dun.?? :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Secret
    Zindgi Ki Race Me First Aany Ka Secret Pata Hai Kiya Hai.??
    ..
    Me Bataun..??
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    Dekho Plz Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
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    Akele Bhago.. :-p :-D

    Hahahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Labor Day Pakistaniyo
    Today Is Labor Day
    Mazdooron Ka Din
    Jis Me
    Sab Mazdoor Kaam Per Hen Aur
    ,
    Officers Chhutti Mana Rahy Hen..!

    So
    Happy Labor Day Pakistaniyo.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhari Jaisi
    Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achi Lagti Hun?

    Husband: Bohat Zyada

    Wife: Kitni Zyada??

    Husband: Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai K
    Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun. :-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aankh vs Dil
    1 Baar Aankh or Dil me Ladai ho gai..

    DIL: Dekhte ho Tum, Aur Dard Hame hota hai..

    AANKH: Dil lgate ho Tum Aur Roty hen Hum..

    Tab GAAL Ro Ker Bola:
    Kamino Thappad to Main Khata hun Naa. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Liver vs Kidney
    Husband & Wife r Like Liver & Kidney..

    Husband Is Liver, & Wife Is Kidney.

    If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails.
    But
    Agar Kidney Kharab Ho Jaye To
    Liver Dusri Kidney Se Kaam Chala Leta Hai.. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Shakki Bivi
    Shoher Romantic Mood Me:
    Janu Me Tum Se Itna Piyar Kerta Hun K
    Sari Kaainat Bhi Ab Hamary Dermiyan Nahi Aa Sakti..

    Bivi:
    Wo To Sab Theek Hai Magar
    Mujhy Ye Batao K Ye Kamini Kaainat Kon Hai? :-D ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sharam Kero
    Agar Tum Usay Na Pa Sako
    Jisy Tum Piyar Kerty Ho

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    Sharam Kero, Haya Kero,

    Aur Uska Number Mujhy Do,,

    Me TRY Kerta Hun.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Padosi Ki Shop Per
    Pappu Padosi Ki Shop Per Gaya Aur Bola:
    Chacha Aap K Paas Rang Gora Kerny Wali Cream Hai??

    Dukandar Chacha:
    Haan hai Beta Doon Kiya??

    Pappu:
    "To Saaly Apni Bivi Ko Lagata Q Nahi Hai,
    Me Roz Dekh Ker Dar Jata Hun" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Nawaz Sharif K Ghar Se
    Mamnoon Hussain:
    Aaj Nawaz Sharif K Ghar Se Mithai Aai Thi,
    Maryam Nawaz Ka Koi Naya Behan Bhai Aya Hai Kiya??


    Qaim Ali Shah:
    Pata Nahi Yaar,
    Shayad Miyan Sahab Ka Pajama Leak Ho Gaya Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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