Ek Aadmi ne apnay
Ek Aadmi apnay gher fone kr k nokar say kehta hay k Begum sahiba ko bulao.
Nokar: Begum sahiba to sahib g k sath kmray me hain.
Aadmi: Lekin me to office me hu. Tum aisa kro un dono ko goli mar do
Nokar: ok.
G sir mar aya.ab lashon ka kia kru?
Aadmi: Dono ko gher k pechay jo swimming pool hay whan phenk do
Nokar: Per sir hmaray gher me to koi swimming hay hi nai.
Aadmi: Oh acha?
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