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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • POLIO K QATRY PILWA LO
    Hum gaye un k ghar

    kehne dil se dil mila lo,

    un ki Amma ne khola darwaza,

    hum ne kaha

    Aunty bachon ko

    POLIO K QATRY PILWA LO...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Tum khud dair kar rahi ho
    BV ka akhri waqt tha ,us ne apne shohar se pucha ;

    BV : Tum mujh se kitna piyar karty ho?

    Shohar : Bohat ziada...

    BV : Kia tum mere marne k bad mera maqbara banao gy?

    Shohar : Me ne to tumhary liye plot bhi ly liya hai,

    tum khud dair kar rahi ho....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Movie Radio pe chal rahi ho
    Dear yaaro!
    Miss you....

    tum "Kambakhton" k baghair
    life aisi hai...
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    Jaise Romantic Movie Radio pe chal rahi ho....:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhari value kam hai
    BV : Afrat-e-zar kia hai?

    Shohar : Jab paisy ki qeemat kam ho jae lekin
    paisa ziada ho jae.

    BV : Ye kia? samajh nhi aya

    Shohar : Dekho jese pehle tmhare

    chest=36
    qamar=24
    hip=38

    thi lekin value ziada thi,
    ab

    chest=46
    qamar=44
    hip=56

    he. Ab tmhare pas sab kuch pehle se ziada hai

    magar tmhari value kam hai,

    ye hai "Afrat-e-zar"....:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Double sawari se nhi
    Roshni chand se hoti hai
    sitaaron se nhi,
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    .Wardat berozgari se hoti hai,
    double sawari se nhi..

    (;;)/
    <)( jahil government
    //


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile
  • Gadhay Ko Bhi Baap Banana Parta Hai
    Aik Dost Dusre Se:
    Yaar Musibat K Wakt Gadhay Ko Bhi Baap Banana Parta Hai...
    Dusra Dost:
    Yaar Bari Himmat Hai Jo Teri Ammi Maan Bhi Jati hen.....:-)


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile
  • Cafe main Pappu ne
    Cafe main Pappu ne 1 lrki k0
    “I L0VE U” kAha
    Lrki ne z0r se thappar mara
    or b0li kya kaha tm ny??
    Papu ny wapis thappar mara
    or bola annii diye
    jadon sunya e nae te Channd Q mari aa..:p:p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • MORAL of these Movies
    What is the MORAL of these Movies?
    Ashiqui 2
    JANNAT
    DEVDAs
    MURDER
    FANA
    Awarapan
    &
    TITANIC
    Think!
    .
    .Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,
    wo KUTTAY ki moat mara…:p:p


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Police me bharti krwaney
    1 Bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja raha tha 1 Police wala hanste hue:

    Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rahe ho? Bacha: Police me bharti krwaney.....:-)


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
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