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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Pakri kesey
    Ek bachha apni maa se pitny k baad:

    Son : Papa ap ne koi kala ilm seekha hai kia:

    Papa : Nahi beta..

    Son : Phir itni zalim bala pakri kesey....?:-))


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Commander Safe Guard
    Kisi ki taraf dosti ka hath foran na barhao,

    ho sakta hai wo usi waqt ,,,,,

    bathroom se aya ho...?

    From : \"Commander Safe Guard\"
    Pak pak Pakistan, Saaf saaf Pakistan....
    Hanso mat, send karo Q.K ye dil ka muamla hai..:-))


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Larkiyan apna dopatta
    Larkiyan apna dopatta larky k saamne aane k baad hi q theek karti hen?
    Bcoz
    Lutairon ko dekh ker hi dolat ki hifazat ka khayal ata hai.


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Yaqeenan Pencil Hi Istamal Karni Parey Gi
    Admi : Doctor Sahab ! Jaldi Ayyie Scorer Ne Fountain Pen Nigal Lia Hai
    Doctor : Me Araha Hun Magar ye Batayiye Ap Is Doran Kia Karen Ge?
    Admi : Yaqeenan Pencil Hi Istamal Karni Parey Gi...:-))


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile


  By: rana haider   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky
    Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky & asks wife: Lo Pio isko!

    Wife tastes & says: Chhi, Kitni karvi hay!

    Husband: Aur tu sochti hay K mein Roz Ayashi Karta hun...


  By: SUNIL PATIDAR   Send To Mobile


  By: usman   Send To Mobile
  • Many times i have.. . disturbed U, .
    Many times i have..
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    disturbed U,
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    troubled U,
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    fooled U,
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    irritated U,
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    Today i just want to say 4 words......
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    kuch
    bigaad
    nahin
    paogee??
    ●̮̮̃•̃)
    /█\....♥


  By: fayaz   Send To Mobile
  • Qudrat NeAurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!
    Qudrat Ne
    Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

    Khubsurti Di..
    Hirni Si Aankhein..
    Resham Se Baal..
    Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
    Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

    Phir Zaban Di:
    Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p


  By: fayaz   Send To Mobile
  • Boy.jan main tum se bohat mohabbat karta
    Boy.jan main tum se bohat mohabbat karta houn,tumharei khatir khuch be kar sakta houn.Girl;kia aasman se tarey tor ker la saktey ho.Boy;aasman se tu nae lekin tume zameen per tarey dikha sakta houn.


  By: Ehsan   Send To Mobile
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