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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Soda
    Phaty Purany Kapron me Malboos Ek Admi
    Ghabraya huwa Kabaariye ki Dukan me
    Dakhil huwa aur
    Jaib se Revolver Nikal ker Bola:
    "Jo Kuch Tumhary Paas Hai Nikal Ker Rakh Do."

    Kabaariya: Is Revolver k 500 Rupy dun ga.

    Admi: Theek Hai..;p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khargosh Aur Lohar
    Ek Khargosh her Roz ek Lohar ki Dukaan Par jakar puchhta tha:
    Gajar hai?

    Lohar mana kar deta tha.

    Ek din Lohar ko bahut Gussa aaya…!
    Hathory se maar kar Khargosh ke Daant Torr diye
    Aur bola: Ab jaa Gajar kha ke dikha.

    Phir dusre din Khargosh aya Aur puchha
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    Gajar ka Halwa hai kiya?..;-p:D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Samajhdar Admi
    Larki: Baba Ji, Dua karen k Meri kisi
    Samajhdar Admi se Shadi ho jaye.

    Baba: Ghar Chali ja Beti,,
    ,
    Samajhdar Admi Kabhi Shadi nahi kerta..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tharki Jin
    Pakistan k to JIN bhi
    Itny THARKI hoty hen,
    k
    Aashiq ho ker Charhty bhi
    Sirf AURTON per hen,
    Aur Phir
    JHARO Khany se hi Utarty hen..;p

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mashwara
    Larki Doctor se:
    Meri Skin Buhat Ziada
    Mulayem
    Soft
    aur
    Sensitive ha
    aur
    Mera Rung B buhat
    Gora ha
    Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron?


    Doctor

    KUNDI

    hahahaha


  By: Tanveer atish   Send To Mobile
  • Khayal
    Jin logon ka Khayal hai k
    Paison se Aapki
    Zindagi me
    Khushiyan nahi aa saktin
    wo
    Apny paisy
    Mere Account me
    Trasnfer ker sakty hen...;-p

    Shukriya


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Hichkiyan
    Ek Faqeer Ek Sheikh k paas gaya,
    Aur Usay Apni Dard Bhari Kahani Sunana shuru ker di,,

    Us ki Kahani Aisi thi k Sheikh sun ker Rony laga aur Bohat Roya,,

    Faqeer ny Socha Aaj to Sheikh Bohat Paisay de ga..

    Sheikh Hichkiyan lete huwe bola:
    "Baba Ji, Muaf Kero"...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • MBBS ka Matlab
    Reporter: Sir, MBBS ka kiya Matlab hota hai??

    Qaim Ali Shah kafi der sochny k Basd Bola:

    "Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto Shaheed"

    Saen to Saen,
    Saen ka Dimagh bhi Saen...:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Chahiye
    Ek Admi ny Facebook per Status likha:
    "Bivi Chahiye"

    2 Larkiyon ny Like kiya aur
    140 Admiyon ny Comment kiya:
    "Meri Le Ja"

    Admi ny Phir Lika:

    "Kamino Mang Nahi Raha,
    Puch Raha Hun" ...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bewaqoof
    Kal me ny 2 Logon ko BeWaqoof Banaya,

    Pucho Kese?

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    ?

    ,

    ?

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    ?

    ,

    ?

    ,

    Bilkul Aisay Hi..;p

    Ab 3 Ho Gaye,

    Hahaha..:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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