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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • A Lawyer
    What Is The Difference Between
    A Good Lawyer and
    A Great Lawyer?

    A Good Lawyer knows the Law.

    A Great Lawyer knows the Judge...;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Secret
    Zindagi ki Race me agar 1st Aana chahte ho to,
    .
    .
    Uska Ek hi Secret hai
    .
    .
    .
    Kisi ko Batana Mat plz,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Akele Bhago,,
    Hamesha 1st Hi Aaoge..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sunti Woh Phir Bhi Kisi Ki Nahi
    Kaan Main Ek Suraakh To Pehle He Hota Hai.


    Larkiyan Khud se 3,4 Aur Bhi Karwa Leti Hain.

    Aur

    Suntin Woh Phir Bhi Kisi Ki Nahin. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • In South Indian Movies
    Spiderman
    Batman
    sabne apne suit ko phek diya, Kyoki
    Jaab unhone dekha
    K

    In South Indian Movies
    1 Mukka me 10 Gunde dher
    1 Kick me 20 Gunde dher

    Hero ki 1 pair ki dhamak se 20-30 Scorpio palat jate hen

    200-300 Mustande Gunde 2-3 second dhool chatne lagte hen

    Hero Gunde ki Pitai-Dhulai ese karta hai
    Jese Dhobi Ghaat par kapry dhulty hen....;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Bewafa Ki Khatir
    Ek Bewafa
    Ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAAM Utha Liya
    .
    .
    Phir Lagaya Bread Pe
    Aur fatafat
    Kha liya.

    Moral:
    Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.
    KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HEN...:-)

    Happy Sunday


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Friday is like Dating
    Friday is like Dating,

    Saturday is like Marriage;

    Sunday is like Honeymoon;

    And

    Monday to Thursday is like Married Life...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dettol Ki Shishi
    1 Kanjus Hath me Chaku se cut maar rha tha

    Bivi: Kiya ker rahe ho?

    Kanjus: DETTOL ki shishi Toot gyi h

    Aise hi thori waste hony dengy,
    Tu b Ungli kaat le...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Darna Kiya
    Us Ny Mujhy Raat Ko Qabrustan me
    Akela Chorr Diya Ye Keh Ker,,

    Faraz,,

    Jab Piyar Kiya To Darna Kiya..

    (,")/
    <)(' Dekh Yaar,
    Piyar Kerta Hun,

    Kaala Jadu Thori..;-(


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Mard
    Pakistani Mard Sab Se Ziyada Maafi Kis Se Mangty Hen??

    Nahi Pata..?

    Ans:
    "Faqeeron Se"
    .
    .
    Aur Aap Kiya Samjhy
    Bivi Se??

    Wese Aap Bhi Apni Jaga Theek Ho Yaar..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mmuwaah
    If "Mmuwaah" is a Kiss,,

    Then..

    "KalMmuaah"
    ,
    Must be a Kiss Promised for Tomorrow...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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