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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Dedicated to Engineering Students
    Hum ENGINEERING Waly Marty Nahi

    Zinda Dafnaye Jatay Hain.

    Har Ek Period Main Tarpaye Jatay Hain.

    Koi Khol Kar Dekhe Kafan ko Unke

    Qabar Mai Bhi Derivations

    Derive Karte Paye Jaty Hain.

    Dedicated to All Engineering Students.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Exam Season
    Warriors! Wake up.

    Its Time for The Battle!!


    Refill your Pens,

    Clear the Dust from your Textbooks,

    See your Syllabus and Plan your Zones,

    War begins in Few Days

    Happy Exam Season. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Bina Parhe Top Karega
    Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

    Kuch Dino mai Paper Aa Jayega

    Thora Parh Le Beta


    Tu koi Ranchordas Nahi Jo

    Bina Parhe Top Kar Jayega. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Is Bar BIKE Zarur Dilaunga
    Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
    BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.

    Son: Konsi Bike?

    Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
    College Jaane k Liye

    Aur

    Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
    Doodh Bechne k Liye. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Beauty of Mathematics
    Beauty of Mathematics:
    Absolutely Amazing!

    1 x 8 + 1 = 9

    12 x 8 + 2 = 98

    123 x 8 + 3 = 987

    1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

    12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765

    123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

    1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

    12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

    123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321


  By: Zohan   Send To Mobile
  • Doubt by Back Benchers
    We Pronounce:

    21 as Twenty One
    31 as Thirty One
    41 as Forty One
    51 as Fifty One

    But Why not 11 as Onety One?

    A Doubt by Back Bencher Association. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Three Kinds of Engineers
    There Are Three Kinds of Engineers in This World.

    * Some Make Wonders Happen.

    * Some See Wonders Happen.

    * Other Wonder What Happened. :-)


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Answer Kya Lana Hai?
    Prove that 2/10=2

    Arts student:
    Out of Syllabus.

    Commerce Student:
    Question hi Ghalat Hai.

    Medical student:
    It's Strange Yaar,
    Yeh Kaisay ho Sakta Hai?

    Engineering Student:

    Two / Ten
    = wo / en
    ( W= 23rd letter, O= 15th letter, / E= 5th letter N= 14th letter)

    So
    =23+15 / 5+14
    =38 / 19
    =2

    Engineers Never Ask Ans Kia Hai?

    They only ask,
    Ans Kya Lana Hai?


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Lesson 4 Engineering Students
    What is The Lesson for Engineering Students in 3 Idiots?

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    Ans: Engineering Parh Kar Bhi
    Medical Ki Bachi Phansai Ja Sakti Hai. :-)


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Engineering Student to Sweeper
    An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:

    Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
    Knowledge hai,
    4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
    Tere Paas Kya Hai?


    Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai. :-P


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
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