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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Don't Study Too Much
Don't Study Too Much that you Forget Yourself:
Or in the End you Would Be
Like
Isaac Newton Boiled his Watch in place of Egg,
While he was Noticing Time from the Egg in place of Watch,
Or
Albert Einstein who Never Comb his Hair in his Lifetime.
Or Above all
Louis Pasteur Who forgot the Very Day of his Wedding.
Live With Your All Senses Open. :-)
By:
Taha
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Height of Bravery
Height of Bravery:
Going Late to Class,
In Torn Jeans and Messy Hair
Entering into Class without Permission.
And
Saying to Mam.
Hey Sweetheart! Kab Se Khari Ho Beth Bhi Jaao Ab. :-)
By:
Taha
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Exams are There
Exams are There,
At the Paper You Stare;
The answer is No where,
Which makes you Pull ur Hair.
The Teachers Make you Glare,
The Grades are not Fair,
But Just Like the Past 20 Years,
WE DONT CARE!
By:
Taha
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Newton's Law for Books
Newton's New Law for Books!
"Every Book Continues to be in It's State of Rest or Covered with Dust,
Until or Unless an External or Internal Exam Force Appears."
By:
Taha
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Proposal of Chemistry Student
A Chemistry Student Proposing a Chemistry Student Girl.
Boy: I Hove You More than an Electron Wants to Attract Towards Proton.
GirL: Oye Sulpher dioxide,
Apna Zinc Sulphide Jaise Face Ley k Foran Yahan Se Reduce Hoja,
Is Se Pehle K Tujhe Oxidise kar Don.
Aur Tu Reaction k Qabil He Na Rahe. :-)
By:
Taha
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Math Save Lives
In Maths Class:
Student: Why do We Have to Learn This?
Teacher: To Save Lives.
Student: How does Math Save Lives?
Teacher: It keep Idiots Like You Out of Medical School. :-D
By:
Taha
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Bina Parhe So Gaya
Raat ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhti Rahi,
Neend Mujhe Apne Oore Ghaseetti Rahi,
Neend ka Jhonka Mera Mann Morh Gaya,
Aur Ek Raat Phir Ye GENIUS Bina Parhe So Gaya. :-)
By:
Taha
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Upcoming Horror Movies
Upcoming Horror Movies!
1.Exam ka Khauf
2.Tadapta Student
3.Shaitani Books
4.Sadma Result Ka
5.Neend ki Maut
6.Pyasi Examiner
7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
8. Shhh Result Aney Wala Hai :-)
By:
Dhump
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Student VS Teacher
Student VS Teacher:
When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
When W don't do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don't do, they are Busy,
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty,
KIA YE KHULA TAZAD NAHY HAI.
By:
SAYYAM
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