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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • DEGREE Without BRAIN
    A Thermometer is Not the Only The Thing

    That Gets a "DEGREE" Without Having a "BRAIN".


    A Silent Msg For All Students. :-)


  By: Wajahat Karim   Send To Mobile
  • Why R U Under Tension?
    Examiner: Why Are You Under Tension?
    Did You Forget Hall Ticket, ID or Calculator?

    Student: No Sir!



    By mistake I brought Tomorrow Exam's Chit Today. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Student Remix Of Amplifier
    New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

    Kaaliyan Bariyan We Paper nu Mai Laawa,
    Speed Mai 200 di Likhaan,

    Teacher de Saamne Mai Nai Rukda,
    Em a Night Writer,

    Removaan Maar mar Paper nu Chehk Kad da,
    Sarey Bachey Takde We ki Hogaya,

    Lagda We aj mera Paper Hogaya,
    Un nu me Puchda,

    Ni paper Sada le ja ni Jattiye,
    Ni Dur isey le Ja we Ariye,
    Ni Teacher tu meri, meri,
    Mein tera Student Dent.


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Oxford v/s Karachi University
    3 Dost Oxford Universty k Cafeteria
    Main Bethy Apni Feelngs Share Kar Rahy Thy.

    1st Dost: Mera Dil Karta he k
    Main bht Ziada Mehnt Kar k ek Kamyab insan banon.

    2nd Dost: Main Chahta hun k Social Worker Ban k
    Logon ki Bhalai k Kam krn.

    3rd dost: Yaar Meri ek hi Khwahsh he k
    Uni Mai Hungama ho or 10 din Boycott Hon
    or Phr har Paper Mai 8,8 din ka Gap ho.

    Dono Doston Ne Usy Thappr mar k Kaha:

    "Wah! Parhna Oxford Mai aur Khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Love v/s Exam
    Love v/s Exam

    Love: Lots of Thoughts in Mind.
    But no Guts to Express.

    Exams: Dying to Express
    But no Thoughts in Mind. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Never Seek an Advice
    Never Seek an Advice from a Person Doing ENGINEERING.

    Because

    They are trained to Find Problems not Solutions.


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Students Examination Ghazal
    Students Ghazal:

    Lagta Nahe Hai Dil Mera Har Sawal Mai.
    Kis k Bane Hai Ye Examamination Haal Mei.

    Waqat-e-Daraz Maang k Laye the 3 Din,
    2 Sawal Mai Cut Gaye Hain Dimagh-e-Dagdar Mei.

    Kitna Hai Badnaseeb Student Naqal k Liye,
    Do Kaghaz K Tukray Bhi Na Mily Poore Hall Mei.


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Engineering Ka Scope
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    Nigahain Aaj Bhi Us Kaminay Shakhs Ko
    Talash Kar Rahi Hain Faraz.

    Jisne Kaha Tha ENGINEERING Kar Lo
    Barra Scope Hai. :-)


  By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Parhne Ki 2 Barri Wajahen
    Padhai Sirf Do Wajah Se Hoti Hai?

    Ek Shauk Se

    Aur

    Ek Khauf Se

    Shauk Humain Hai Nahi

    Aur

    Khauf to Humain

    Kisi ka Bhi Nahi Hai.

    To Jiyo Bindas. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • S.S.C Part II Urdu Exam - Correct Paper
    S.S.C Part II Urdu Exam 100% Correct Paper:

    Q1. Burha Apnay Mazi pe Kyun Afsoos Kar Raha Tha,
    Kya Us ko Bhi Admit Card Nahi Mila Tha?

    Q2. Tauseef K Khuab Main Usay Kon sa Question Paper Nazar Aaya Tha?
    Kya Woh Paper Laga Tha?

    Q3. Touseef Parha Likha Kasay Tha?
    Kia Us ne Matric ke Papers Admit Card ke Baghair Diye Thy?

    Q4. Mehmood Ghznavi ne Board Office Per Hamla Q Nahe Kia?

    Q5. Baniye ne Khan Sahab Per Degree q Karwai?
    Matric ka Certificate q Nahi Karwaya?


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
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