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Say No To Studies
Khara Hon Aaj Bhi Roti K Chaar Harf Liye

Sawal Ye Hai Kitaboon ne Kya Dya Mujh Ko.

Say No To Studies. :-)

By: Funtoosh Send To Mobile

Oye Hoye Papers Khatam!

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Oye Hoye Papers Khatam!

By: AsiM Send To Mobile

Mere Papers Ho Rahy Hain
Ghum-e-Zindagi Sunaon
Mere Papers Ho Rahy Hain

Main Khushi kahan se Laon
Mere Papers Ho Rahy Hain

Tumhe ye Gila hai k
Mizaj q hai barham

Kaho kaise Muskuraon
Mere Papers Ho Rahy Hain.

Tumhai Fifa Worldcup ki Khushi hai,
Mujhe Yaad hai wo Lekin

Main ye Kaise Bhol Jaon
Mere Papers Ho Rahy Hain.

By: Ali Abbas Send To Mobile

Bring Chit on Exam Day
Special Offer...
Bring a Chit on Exam Day, Scratch

And show it to Your nearest Teacher

And win Free Trip To Principal's Office and Enjoy

3 Years Vacation at Home.

Hurry Offer Valid Until Exams Only.

By: SAYYAM Send To Mobile

Student Attached Rs.100 Note
An Student Attached a 100 Rupee Note to his Exam Paper and Wrote.

"Rs.1 for 1 Mark"

The Paper Checker Sent him Rs.81 Back and Wrote...

You got 19 marks,

Keep the Change. :-)

By: SAYYAM Send To Mobile

SMS Only For Genius Students
ONLY FOR STUDENTS:
Arz Kya hai.
Hum Ne Suna Tha, Zindagi Imtehaan Leti Hai,

Wah Wah

Hum Ne Suna Tha, Zindagi Imtehaan Leti Hai,

Yahan To Imtahano Ne He Zindagi Le Li Hai.

By: FARHAT FARHEEN Send To Mobile

Mai Andha Ho Gaya Hon
Ek Larka Doctor se Lagta hai Mai Andha ho Gaya hon.

Doctor Ne uski Aankhon ko Check kia
Aur kha nahi Beta Tumhari Aankhein tu theek hain.

Larka: Tu phir Newspaper Mai Mujhy Apna Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Raha?

By: Nawaz Send To Mobile

Kitabon Ki Kunji
Ek Student Ne Paper Diya or End Mai Likha:

Sir Numbers ki Kunji Aapke pas hai
Zara Ziyada Deyde ge to kya Baat Hai.

Phir Master g Ne Likha:

Kitabo k Kunji Tumhre Paas Thi.
Thoora Parh Leyte to Kya Bat Thi.

By: Sumbul Send To Mobile

7 signs of Engineering Student.
7 signs of Engineering Student.

1. Ratta marne ko "mehanat kehna"

2. Har semester ke start main ye ejad karna ke "is semester main sath sath parhna hae".

3. Apna cell off kar ke parhna aur 5,5 min bad on kar ke dekhna ke koe msg to nahen aaya.

4. Group study ke duran bar bar ye kahna ke " ab kise ne koe chawal mari to group se bahir".

5. Parhne se pahle course ke pages gin'na or khauf se band kar dena.

6. Har lecture ke end main aage wale ko puchna "yar tere pass kal wala lecture he"

7. Ooper di gae tamam "chawlen' marne ke bad kehna ke " yar hamari degree ka koe scope nahen".

By: Nawaz Send To Mobile

If You Fail in Exam
If You Fail in Exam:

Mom Says 3 Words "Thora Parh Lete"

Dad Says 3 Words "Ye Nahi Sudhrega"

Lover Says 3 Words "How Could You"

Friend Says 3 Words

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"Mein Bhi FAIL"

By: SAYYAM Send To Mobile

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