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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Professors Speak English
    How Pakistani Professors Speak English,

    1.Don't dare talk in front of my back!
    2.Both of u three get out of the class!
    3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
    4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
    5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
    6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
    7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
    8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
    9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window When I'm here?
    10.Ur talking bad Habbit.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Don't Try This at Home
    The below actions are performed by the trained professionals.

    So Please Don't Try This at Home.
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    I AM STUDYING! :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge
    Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:

    No matter how long the lecture may be,

    The Knowledge before and after the lecture

    Remains the Same. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Examination Hall Caption
    An Interesting Caption put above a Wall Clock in an Examination Hall:

    "TIME Will Pass...

    But...

    Will You.?


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Honesty
    Height Of Honesty...

    "Sitting In Examination Hall
    Opening The Chit ...
    Memorizing The Answers
    And
    Then Writing Without
    Seeing..." :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • We should Respect Laziness
    Laziness is the Mother of All Bad Habits

    But...

    Ultimately She is a Mother so We should Respect her. :-)


  By: mehwish khan   Send To Mobile
  • Reasons for Choosing Engineering
    9 Reasons for choosing "ENGINEERING"

    1* I Hate To Sleep.

    2* I've Enjoyed My Life in Childhood.

    3* I Want To Disturb My Family Life.

    4* I Want To Take Revenge from myself.

    5* I desperately need a breakup from my dearest friends.

    6* I want social boycott.

    7*I love to work on holidays.

    8* I want to see tears in my eyes.

    9* I want to remain unmarried till 35.

    Dedicated to All the "ENGINEERS"


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao
    Master G Apne Student Se: Koi Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao.

    Student:
    Mota Marta Moti pe, Bhukha Marta Roti pe,

    Master G Ki 2 Betiyan, Main Marta Choti pe.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • A Terror Msg For The Day
    A Terror For The Day:

    When I Was Studying In School Days
    My Teachers Used To Wear Sun Glasses...


    You Know Why?


    Because,


    I Was A


    BRIGHT STUDENT. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Longest & Shortest Minutes
    The Longest Minutes in The WorLd are The Last 5 minutes Of a LECTURE.


    While The Shortest 5 minutes are The Last 5 minutes of EXAM.


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
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