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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Exclusive Poetry For Students
    Exclusive Poetry For Students Only!


    Main Pehlay He Bohat Se Ghamo Main Hon Mubtala,

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    Is Liye Mujhe ResuLt ki Koi Na Day It'tala. :-)


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Cheating in Exams
    Cheating in Exams is the Best Exercise 4 Your Reflexes:

    Your Eyes Roll To See the Ans Sheet of your Seatmate.

    Your Ears Become Sensitive, Even 2 the Softest Whispers 2 get What ur seatmate says.

    Your Neck stretches Either Ways 2 Search 4 clues.

    Your hand Copies the Ans Faster than ever.

    Your Feet Kicks the chair of your Classmate 2 let Know that you want to copy.

    It's the Best Way to Make Yourself Healthy, So Keep Cheating!


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Ques Which I don't Know
    Parent: How Did You Write Your Exam?


    Son: They have Given the Questions Which I don't Know.


    So I Wrote Answers Which They don't Know! :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Drawback of Education System
    Our Education System has a Drawback:

    It does Not Teach us Teamwork.

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    And When We Make Efforts for Working as a Team by Solving our Tests Collaboratively.
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    They Call it Cheating.

    Jahil Log! :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • How To Get Good Marks
    Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

    Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

    Teacher: Than,
    But What is The Object?


    Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Find Time to Study
    This Life is Too Short Even to Get a Full Sleep!

    I don't Know how People Find Time to Study.

    William Studyfear. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • C.A Paper Leaked Out
    DAILY DAWN:
    CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

    Q) What is the Capital of France?
    ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is the capital of France.

    RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

    EXAMINER COMMENT(With a Devil Laugh): Capital of France is "F".

    CONCLUSION: Even If The paper Leaks Student cannot pass. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Class Room is Like a Train
    Class Rooms are Like a Train:

    1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.

    Middle 3 are General Compartments.

    And

    Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches. :-)


  By: SMS Buddy   Send To Mobile
  • Apni he Dhun me Rehta Tha
    Apni he Dhun me rehta tha.
    Ik Larka Shokh or chanchal sa.

    Har ek se batein krta tha.
    Khoob mauj masti wo krta tha.

    Ik dhanak thi us ky chehray per.
    Phir janay kya toofan aya.

    Chehray ka rung bikhar gay.
    Khushiyon ka rung utar gay.

    Jb poocha kisi ne aey larkay.
    Tumne ye chup kyun saadh li ha?

    Wo kuch na bola, bus ro dala
    Aur khaak pe hath ki ungli se

    Ik lafz "D.C.E.T" likh dala.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Students Preparing For Exams
    Students While Preparing For Exams:

    -Books and Notes Open

    -Highlighting Sentences

    -Pen In Mouth

    -Blank Page

    -Eating Drinking

    -Turning Pages

    -Reading Headings

    -Thinking About Where To Start From

    And

    -Texting Friends

    Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bohat Tension Ho Rahi Hai.
    Please Pray For Me. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
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