Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New Student SMS Jokes at Funny SMS

Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Dedicated To School Life
    Sapno ki Nagri wo Pariyo ka Daira,
    SCHOOL ki Yaado Main Sadiyo ka Phaira,

    Wo Bachpan k Din or Wo Maosam Suhany,
    Wo Desk Bajana Wo Gaany Sunana,

    AY SCHOOL TUJHE HUM BHULA NA SAKAIN GY!
    Teri Yaad Dil Se Mita Na Saky Gy,

    Guzar Gaye Sab Din Hansty Hansaaty,
    Gaaty Bajaty Picnic Manate,

    Wo Teacher Se Bachna wo Principal Se Chupna,
    Ye Sab Baat Dil Se Bhula Na Sakain Gy,

    AY SCHOOL TUJHE HUM BHULA NA SAKAINGE.
    Dedicated To School Life...


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Yun Fail Jo Karna Tha
    Dastan e Student!!!

    Yun Fail Jo Karna Tha, pehlay hi bata daitay.
    Hum saari kitabon ko aag laga daitay.

    Koshish to boht ki thi, naakam huwe aakhir.
    Hum paas ho jatay jo wo nakal kara daitay.

    Parchay jo milay hum ko sab khali diye hum ne.
    Zaalim wo safaii k number hi laga daitay. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Abbreviation of STUDYING
    Have We Ever Realized That the Word
    'STUDYING' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

    'STUDENT'

    &

    'DYING' :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Professor Class Se Bahar
    Fact of Class Room:

    Jab Professor Tumhain Class Se Baahar Nikal Dey

    To Samajh Lo K Tum Taraqqi Kar Rahe Ho.

    Coz

    He Might be Afraid That You Know More Than Him!

    Be Positive. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix
    Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

    Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.
    SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

    Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.
    SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

    Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.
    Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

    Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,
    FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Announcement in University
    Announcement in a University:

    "The Students Who Parked on the Driveway, Please Move Their Cars."

    20 Mins later:

    "The 200 Students Who went to Move 9 Cars Please Return to Their Respective Classes." :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Example for Newton's 3rd Law
    Teacher: Tell Me The Perfect Example for Newton's 3rd Law?

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Student: Every Time I Open My Book,
    My Eyes Close Automatically. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Syllabus Pura Kia Jaye
    Na Waqt Itna K Syllabus Pura Kia Jaye

    Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam Pass Kia Jaye

    Na Jane Kon Sa Dard Dya Hy Is Parhai Ne

    Na Roya Jaye Aur Na Soya Jaye. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Binary Day
    Aaj Binary Day Hai.



    10-01-10

    10 January 2010.

    Only Engineers Can Think Different.



    So Happy Binary Day. :-)


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Dedicated to all Engineers
    I could be a Doctor and Save Lives.

    I could be a Lawyer and Defend Lives.

    I could be a Soldier and Protect Lives.

    But Why to Play with others Lives?

    So I chose to be an Engineer,
    and Destroy My own Life.

    Dedicated to all Engineers.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
Student SMS Jokes By Page: << 888990919293 9495969798 >>

Submit Your Comments: