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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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All My Life You Made
Dear Maths,
All My Life You Made Me Find Your X.
Listen Buddy I Feel Sorry But She's Not
Coming Back So Please Move On.
Regards,
Frustrated Student.
By:
AsiM
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FAKE FRIENDS and REAL FRIENDS
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg we screwed up... but that was fun!
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds but that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS and REAL FRIENDS
By:
musarat
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2 Bachy Examinatin Hall
2 Bachy Examinatin Hall my bethey they
examiner bht strict tha
cheating nhn karne de rha tha
ek buchey ne chit likh k examiner ko di.
Examiner khamoshi sy ja k apni chair py beth gya.
2sra bucha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?
bucha ne kaha
"SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui He" :-)
By:
Irfan
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Who Said Student's Life Is Easy
1 hand on pen, The other on Phone
1 Ear on lecture, The other on Classmates...
1 Eye on Board, The other on next Seated Girl-friend
1 foot on ground &
1 1 on friend's new shoes
Face full with respect
4 teacher & heart full with abuses
Attention to lecture but concentration on cute pals
WHO SAID STUDENT'S LIFE IS EASY? :-)
By:
AsiM
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