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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Teacher to sleepy student
    Teacher to sleepy student:
    Who invented Steam Engine.?
    Student: What sir?
    Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
    Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Highly Disappointing Situations
    Highly Disappointing Situations For Students.

    1.Ur Bestfrnd Weds Ur Lover.

    2.10 mark Question Asked For 2 Mark.

    3.Principal Sitting Near U On Tour.

    4.Extremly Gud Lukin Guy/Gal Crosing U When U Are With Ur Mom.

    5.Teachers Distributing Ur Test Papers In Front Of Ur Juniors.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain
    Teacher: Active Voice Aur
    Passive Voice Ka Example
    Batao

    Student -
    ...Active Voice:
    "Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain,
    Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye
    Chain"

    Passive Voice:
    "Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye
    Chain,
    Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain.." =P =D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Engineering Question
    Engineering Question,





    *Some Text Missing*




    What Is Missing?
    Explain With Valid Reasons
    (10 Marks)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • STUDENT LIFE iz great
    W0 Subah ka alarm,
    Phr b ankh khulay Late..

    W0 Yar0 Se Shugal,
    Attendence Bolna Late..

    W0 Free Period Ki AAs,
    0r Choti C Break..

    W0 Paper Ki Tensi0n,
    0r Karna time Waste..

    Wo Tukkay SE sahi Jwab dena,
    Or frndz Se kehna
    "0 Yar U Knw I'm great"

    Wo parhe baghair test dena,
    Aur number twenty main se eight..

    Wo chutti k waqt masti,
    Aur bag ka thora sa weight..

    Isi lye to kehte hain STUDENT LIFE iz great...:-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • A Belated Teachers Day
    A Belated Teachers Day:

    Its A Humble Request

    80% Of Teachers are
    Suffering From Throat
    Pain By Teaching Students.
    So Plz

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    BUNK The Classes As Much
    As Possible And Save Our Teachers.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Sleeping Improves General Knowledge
    Teacher To Sleepy Student:
    Who Invented Steam Engine?

    Student: What Sir?

    Teacher:Yes Correct
    It's James Watt.

    Moral:
    Sleeping Improves Your General Knowledge. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Khatarnak Kaam Karny Ka Mood
    Ek Student Doosry Se:
    "Aaj kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karny ka ji kr Raha Hai.
    Jo pehle Hum ne na kiya Ho.

    2nd Student:
    "To phir Chal Thora Sa Parh Lety Hain." :-)


  By: mehwish khan   Send To Mobile
  • The Most Cute Sentence by Kid
    The Most Cute Sentence by a Kid
    Written over his Maths Book.

    "Dear Maths,
    Please Grow UP And Start Solving Your Problems Yourself." :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Result Comes In Binary Digits
    Syllabus - 80 GB

    We Study - 80 MB

    Retails In Mind - 80KB

    Write In Exam - 80 Bytes

    Result Comes In Binary Digits I.E.

    00
    01
    10
    11. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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