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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

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  • Mother v/s Teacher's Status
    Why is a Teacher's Status greater as compared to a mother?

    Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
    But a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • 7 Signs Of University Students
    7 Signs Of University Students:

    1. Ratta Marnay Ko "Mehnat" Kehna.

    2. Her Semstr K Start Mei Ye Ehad Krna K "Is Semstr Mei Sath Sath Parhna Hai".

    3. Apna Cel Of Kr K Parhna Or Phr 5, 5 Min Bad On Kr K Dykhna K Koi Msg To Nae Aya?

    4. Group Study K Dauran Bar Bar Ye Elaan Krna K "Ab Kisi Ne Koi Chawal Mari To Group Se Bahr".

    5. Parhny Se Phly Course K Pages Gin'na Or Phir Khauf Sy Bnd Kr Dyna.

    6. Her Lecture K End Mei Agay Walay Ko Puchna,
    "Yar Tere Pas Kal Wala Lecture Hai?".

    7. Oper Di Gae Tmam "Chawlein" Marny K Baad Kehna K "Yaar!
    Apni Degree Ka Koi Scope Nahi".


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • M.K.Gandhi v/s Student
    "Each Night I Go 2 Sleep, I Die.
    Next Day I Wake Up,I'm Reborn."
    -M.K.Gandhi

    "Each Night I Go 2 Sleep, I'm Reborn.
    Next Day I Wake Up,I'm Dead Again."
    -A Student ;-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Don't Try This At Least At Home
    The Below Mentioned Action Is Performed By
    Highly Trained Professionals.
    So Please
    Don't Try This At Least At Home . . .

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    .
    .
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    S T U D Y . . . :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • I drink tv while
    I drink tv while watching c0ffee

    I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights

    I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple

    C0nfused?
    Inshort
    I m a studnt & my exams r near:-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Over Main Kitni Balls
    CA EXAMS...

    Q: Aik Over Main Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hain?

    Answer 4rm Students: 6

    Examiner Comments: Sorry
    1 Over Main 1 He Ball 6 Bar Phenki Jati Hai.

    FAIL. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Atif Aslam In An Exam
    Atif Aslam In An Exam
    "Kuch Is Tarah"

    Kuch Is Tarah.
    Teri Copy Meri Copy Se Milday..
    Answer Teray Saray.
    Meray Paper Pe Chapa De.

    Tu Her Ghari Her Waqat SIR Ke Saath Raha Hai.
    Haan Ye Jisam Bloody Fool Kaanp Raha Hai.

    Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.
    Unhain To Mera Pata De.

    Kuch Is Tarah.
    Tera Paper Meray Paper Se Miladay.

    Kuch Is Tarah.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Top 3 College Rule
    Top 3
    College Rule-

    1. B Quiet in da Class bcuz Others r Sleeping.

    2. Dont 4get 2 Carry Books, it works as a Pillow.

    3. Keep da College Clean, So b Absent:-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Its Not Exactly Cheating
    It Is Not Exactly "CHEATING"

    I Prefer To CONSIDER It

    "CREATIVE PROBLEM SOLVING". :-)

    B.B.A
    (Back Bencher Association)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Master G apne Student se

    Master G apne Student se: koi aashqi wala Sher sunao.

    Student-
    "Mota marta Moti pe,
    Bhookha marta Roti pe,
    Master G ki 2 Betiyaan,
    pr main Marta Choti pe"


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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