Haathi
Ustaad : Konsa Parinda sab se taiz urta hai?
Boy : Haathi.
Ustaad : Nalaiq, Tumhara Baap kia kerta hai?
Boy : MQM ka sector incharge hai.
Ustaad : Shabaash! Haathi hi sab se taiz
urta hai, Kal bhi hamari deewar pe
3 bethy thy aa k.....:-)
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