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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Stunt
    Open Your Book,
    Switch Off Your Mobile & Start Studying.!
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    The above Mentioned Stunt is
    Done by Highly Trained Professionals.
    So Please Don't Try This at Home.. ;-p ;-)

    Hehehee


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mam Bistar bicha lo
    Mam:
    Jis ne 1st lesson Yaad kiya wo
    Mere hath pe kis kre,
    or 2 lesson wale Gaal pe..
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    1 Bacha: Mam Bistar bicha lo.
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    Mam: Q?
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    Bacha: Muje Puri Book Yaad hai..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Meera As English Teacher
    "Meera" school me
    English Teacher ki
    Job k liye gayi..
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    1st day class me gai
    to 1 student ne pucha:
    "Who r U ?"
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    Meera ne Apna Introduction
    krwaty huey kaha:
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    "I Miss U"... ;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 day before Exam
    Calling friends 1 day before
    Exam..

    You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar liya?"

    Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit
    hogai bas 1 bachi hai"

    You (Disappointed & worried)

    Calling 2nd friend:
    "kitna kar liya oye..?"

    Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus
    finish. Revision bachi hai bas." ?

    You (Disappointed again & now
    more worried.!)

    You (to your best friend) :
    "kitna kar liya Yaar?"

    Best frnd: "Bhai abhi toh shuru
    bhi ni kiya. Kuch kar lenge yaar
    poori Raat apni hai ?"

    You : "Oyeeeeeee Tu Bhai hai apnaa."

    Awesome feeling comes instantly
    No disappointment, No worries ?

    "Ab to Raat me hi Padhunga"
    Books Band ..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Exams K Time
    Fire Ko Aag Kahte Hen.
    Cobra Ko Naag Kahte Hen.
    Garden Ko Baagh Kahte Hen.
    Or
    "Exams" K Time Jo Kaam Na Kare,
    Use Dimagh Kahte Hen.. ;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Practice
    Mom to Her 7 year Old Kid:
    Lets Practice Maths OK?
    Lets Start with Addition.
    Example;
    Your GF gave u 2 Candy and 2 Ice-cream
    Whats ur answer?
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    Boy: Love u Jaanu... ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Parhai Wo Log kartay hen
    Attitude.

    Sir to Student:
    "Parhai karo Warna koi
    Tumhe JoB nahe dega.
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    Student to Sir:
    Parhai Wo Log kartay hen,
    jisay JoB chahiye,
    Hum to job den ge.. ;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • CO-EDUCATION K SIDE EFFECTS
    CO-EDUCATION K SIDE EFFECTS..

    Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua,
    Ye Ishq na Hum ko Raas hua,
    Mere Dil ka Satiya naas hua,
    Hamara Admission to ek 7 hua,
    Per Hazab ye Tere 7 hua,
    Tu Husn ki Devi Fail hui,
    Me Dard ka Mara Pass hua.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Class me
    Teacher:
    Tum Meri Class me So
    nahin sakte.
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    Student:
    So sakta hun Sir,
    Agar Aap Thoda Dheere Bolein..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pakka Irada
    Teacher: Agar Irada pakka ho to
    Jo
    Hasil karna chaho wo zarur milta hai.


    Student: Rehne do Miss,
    agar aisa hota to Aap Meri
    Miss nahi Misses hoti..;-p

    Teacher Shocked
    Student Rocked ..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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