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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • School Ka Zamana
    Aata Hy Mujh Ko Yaad Wo School Ka Zamana..
    Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain,
    Wo Bachiyan Phasana..
    Wo Hasna Hasana.
    Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana..
    Teachrz Ki Hatana,
    Wo Punishment Ka Milna..
    Wo Tully Maar K Murghiyan Churana..
    Wo Exams Ki Raton Me Suttey Lagana..
    Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urana Or
    Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Me Chupana..
    Ab Wo Din Hen Na Wo Raaten,
    Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain,
    Agr Kuch Hai To Bas ??
    .
    .
    Yadain Hi Yadain.. ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Bache ne Class me Potti
    1 Bache ne Class me Potti kr di..

    Teacher ne Us ko Rs.50 ke
    Jurmane ki Parchi thama di.

    Bacha: Ye kya hai?

    Teacher: Rs.30 Potty k or Rs.20 Susu k.

    Bache ne Jaib me hath dala or
    Rs.55 nikale.

    Teacher: Ye Zyada Q ?

    Bacha: Vidhya ke Mandir me Betha hun,
    Jhoot nhi bolunga....
    Ek Paad bhi Mara tha 5 Us ke... ;-p ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Dhoka
    Student in a Hostel (Dost se):
    Yaar Dhokha ho gaya.
    .
    Dost: Kyon kya hua?
    .
    Student: Maine Papa se
    Books ke liye
    Paise Mangwaye,
    Magar
    Papa ne Books hi Bhej deen.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Loafer Or Offer
    Teacher:
    "Loafer" Or "Offer" Me Kya
    Farq Hai ?

    Student: Very Simple Mam!
    "I Love U"
    Agar Ladka Bole To
    'Loafer'
    Or
    Ladki Bole To
    "Offer".... ;-)

    Hahahaha...


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Remix Song From Jannat
    Remix Song From Jannat :-)
    .
    Chaaar dino ka,
    .
    Exam o Rabba,
    .
    Lambi Parhai,...
    Lambi Padai..
    .
    Parhne me dil Mera,
    lage kabhina..
    .
    Parhne se Jaan Meri,
    Jaye Hamesha..
    .
    Kitne Zamane, Baad O Rabba,
    Tution lagaya,
    Tution lagaayaa..
    .
    Soya rha Me, Class me apni,
    .
    Teacher se roz roz Pit k Me Aaya..
    .
    Kitna Pita Hun,
    Sooj gaya hun..
    .
    Khelna kudna Bhool gya hun..
    .
    4 Dino ka Exam o Rabbaaaaa,
    Lambi Parhaii.,,
    Lambi Parhaaii.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Principal se Maar Khai hai
    Aasman me Kali Ghata Chhai hai,
    .
    Aaj phir Principal se Maar Khai hai,
    .
    Sab kehte hen Sudhar Jao, lekin kya karen?
    .
    Aaj Madam Phir Sheela Bankar Aayi hai.. ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Last year U were in love
    TEACHER: Last year U were in love with That Girl &
    This year U r in love with Other..
    What do u think of Yourself ?
    .
    .
    Engg Student: "SEMESTER Change,,
    ,
    SYLLABUS Change.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ajeeb Khel hota hai
    College me Ajeeb Khel hota hai,
    .
    Class me Dilon ka Mel hota hai,
    .
    Padhai nahi Lovemail hota hai,
    .
    Isliye to Pappu Fail hota hai.. ;-)


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Bas Itna Bata Den
    Teacher: Bacho, Aap K Papers Hony Waly hen,
    Agar Kisi Ko Kuch Puchna Hai
    To Wo Abhi Puch Sakta Hai..
    .
    .
    Student: Teacher, Teacher,
    Bas Itna Bata Den k
    Papers Print Kahan Per Hony Hen?? ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Prem Kahani
    Lady Teacher:
    Chalo Beta is line ko 2 Lafzon me Bolo;
    "Me Aapse Piyar kerta hun"
    .
    Student: Sorry Madam,
    .
    .
    .
    Teri Meri, Meri Teri
    Prem Kahani hai Mushkil,
    2 Lafzon me ye Bayan na ho Paaye.. ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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