Bill Gates Ki Waja Se
Papa: Tumhara Result Phir Itna Kharab Q Aaya??
Pappu: Bill Gates Ki Waja Se..
Papa: Kiya Matlab..??
Pappu: Bill Gates Kehta Hai,
"I Am Not Topper,
But Today All University Toppers r My Employees."
.
.
Bas
Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Krne Se Rok Deti hai.. ;-)
Hahaha
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