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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Pappu & Teacher
Teacher:-
As A Result Of Global Warming,
Hamari Agli Nasal Tiger Nahi Dekh Sakay Gee,
.
Pappu:-
To Hum Kya Karein,
Hum B To Dinosaur Ni Dekh Sakay,
Hum Nay Kuch Kaha Kya. :-P
.
> HahahahaHA <
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By:
Hina Maryam
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Tashreeh
Teacher:
Is Shair Ki Tashreeh Kero..
"Tum Badlo To Majburiyan Hen Bohat..
Hum Badlen To Bewafai Ka Ilzaam.."
Pappu:
Is Shair Me Shayar Kehta Hai..
Hamara Kutta "Kutta"
Tumhara Kutta "Tomy"? :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Student Ek Larki Ko
Kiya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai..
Student Ek Larki Ko Zabardasti
Ghaseet Ker School Le Ja Rahy Thy..
Ek Buzurg Ny Dekha To Boly:
Beta Tum Q Zabardasti Ker Rahy Ho.
Wo Khud Chali Jaye Gi..
Larky Boly:
Baba Ji, Ye Hamari Teacher Hai
Aur Roz School Aany K Bahany
"DATE" Per Nikal Jati Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Girls Na Hoti To
Teacher:
Agar Dunya Me Girls Na Hoti To Kiya Hota.??
Pappu:
Galiyaan Sunsaan,
College Veeran,
Dunya Pareshan,
Tanha Insan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Her Taraf Bas
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Zindabaad Pakistan.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Masoom Bachay
Teacher:
Batao Wo Kon Tha Jo Apni
Ghalti Per Ada Raha Per Maafi Nahi Mangi
Aur Aaj Tak Zaleel Ho Raha hai..
Bunty: Sir, Nawaz Sharif..
Teacher: Ullu K Pathay
Murgha Ban Ja. Kal Bataya
Bhi Tha K Wo IBLEES Tha.
Acha Batao Wo Kon Tha Jo
RAB Ki Raza Per Razi Na Hua
Aur Aaj Tak Khud Bhi Zaleel
Ho Raha Hai Aur Dusron Ko Bhi Kerwa Raha Hai.??
Guddu: Sir, Imran Khan.
Teacher: Haram Khor Tu Bhi Murgha Ban.
Wo IBLEES Tha Jis Ny Rab Ki Raza Per Sajda Na Kya.
Acha Ye Batao K Allah Ka Peda Kerda Wo Kon Ha Jo
Peda Ho Ker Aaj Tak Marny Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha
Aur Rehti Dunya Tak Zinda Rahy Ga..
Pappu: Janab Bhutto.
Teacher Ghusse Se:
Abay Salay Tu Bhi Murgha Ban.
Kal Bataya Bhi Tha K Wo IBLEES Hai Iblees. :-D
Hahahha
Bachay Masoom Hoty Hen.. :-) :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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KISS
Chemistry Teacher:
What Happens When Potassium
Iodide Reacts With Di-Sulfur
In Presence Of Moon Light.??
Pappu: KISS Sir. :-)
Teacher Shouted: What The Hell Is This.
Pappu: Sir
KI+2S= KISS
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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