A Boy was very sad in class.
The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
Boy : "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade.
Principal: What is 3 x 3?
Boy : 9, maam!
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36, maam!
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.
Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy both agreed.
Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?
Boy : Legs, maam!
Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?
Boy : Pockets!
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.)
Boy : Bubblegum, maam!
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored.
Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose!
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
Boy : Fork!
Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?
Boy : SURNAME!
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of
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