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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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DHISHKAAAON
Two sardarjis were sitting together and the first sardar says
something into the second one's ears, hearing that the
second sardar suddenly dies......
What did the first sardar tell the second sardar hearing
which he dies?
The first sardar whispered, "DHISHKAAAON" into the
second sardar's ear.
By:
Altaf Hussain Khali
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Sher ko Mitti
2 sardar jungle me jaa rahe the achanak 1 sher saamne aa gaya,
1st:sardr ne us ki aankh me mitti daali aur 2nd se bola bhag jal-d
2nd:me kyo bhagu mitti maine thodi daali hai.
By:
Nazim Khan
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Listen please ... can u lend me 2000 Rs ..i will return it day after tommorrow ... i need it ..help me out ..i know u have, plz ..please...can u lend me 2000 Rs .. i will return it day after tomorrow... i need it ..help me out i know u have, plzzz 2000 Rs .. i will return it day after tomorrow... i need it ..help me out..i know u have,plz day after tomorrow ...i need it ..help me out ..i know u have ,plzzz
Sardar was talking to ATM machine.
By:
Dapper
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TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk:
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?".
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
By:
Jesicka
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LONG FLIGHT
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!
By:
Jesicka
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CROCODILE BOOTS
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
By:
Jesicka
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