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- Government Holidays By: Rehan
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Gover...
- PM not AM By: Rehan
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji repli...
- can't read very fast By: Ghalib Part2
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm w...
- Thats a mirror By: Rehan
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art...
- Want to Die Peacefully By: Fuzail
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming ...
- Post It By: Rehan
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u...
- Rs.20 lottery ticket By: Lucky
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "G...
- Take an umbrella By: Rehan
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Ta...
- Go to jail By: Rehan
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is ...
- Winner will get the cup By: Rehan
2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-...
- Find & stop By: Rehan
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A S...
- I Love U By: Rehan
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sist...
- Sardar By: Lucky
Sardar: Kamine, Itne kam Marks? Do Thappad Marne Chaiye..! Son: Ha Papaji ...CHALO.....
- Thanks 4 d compliment By: Rehan
Sardar comes back 2 his car and finds a note saying "parking fine" he writes a note and sticks it 2 ...
