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Sardar Ji's Name Plate



Sardar's Friend: Yaar,
Last year the Name Plate Outside your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This year it Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When did you Finish your Masters Degree?



Sardar: You don't understand.

Last year my wife died,

I put B.A. to indicate "Bachelor Again".

Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is "Married Again". :-)



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