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Married



Police: Are you Married

Sardar: Yes, with a woman

Police Hansty Huwe: Of course! Kiya Koi Admi se Bhi Shadi Kerta hai.

Sardar: O Haan Ji,
Meri Behan ny Admi se Shadi Ki Hai...;-p

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