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New Mozay



1 Sardar k Mozay Se itni badbu Aati K Jahan
jata Log Bhag jate.

Uski Bv ne New mozay Lakr Deye or

kaha k Mere Bhai ki Shadi hy
New mozay pehan kr ana.

Sardar jab Gaya to Log bhag Gye.

Bivi (Ghuse se): New Mozay Nhi Pehan k aye?

Sardar Mujhe pzta Tha K
Tu Yaqin Nahi kregi

is Liye
Purane sath Laya hun..;-p



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