My Name Is Khan
Pathan Rroposed a Girl with Romantic Poetry..
“Bakra mar gya razai me!
Khan pagal he teri judai me
Pani me machar tair nahi skta
Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta
Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan
I am not Terrorist,
My name is Khan..;-)
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