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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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DJ Singer
Shadi Me Singer Ny Gana Start Kiya:
"Jis Ko Dance Nahi Kerna Wo
Ja K Apni Bhains Charaaye"
Ye Sunty Hi Pathan
Apni Begam Ko Le Ker
Khany Ki Table Ki Taraf Chala Gaya.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Makeup Q Kerti Hen
Pathan:
Yara Ye Aurten Itna Makeup Q Kerti Hen,
Jab Dhekho Her Waqt Makeup Kiya Hota Hai..
Sardar: Haan Yaar,
Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Bata K
Meri Bivi Makeup Kerna Chhor De..
Pathan:
Yara Us Ki Baat Mat Kero,
Us Per Makeup Bohat Suit Kerta Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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4 Biviyon Ki Gunjaish
Pathan: Gul Bano,
Hamary 4 Bachon Me Se
Tumhen Sab Se Ziyada Piyara Kon Hai??
Gul Bano: Khan Saab, Hum Ko To Sab Bacha Acha Lagta Hai.
Pathan: Sab Se Ek Jitna Piyar Kese Ho Sakta Hai?
Gul Bano: Allah Ki Taraf Se
Ek Maa K Dil Me Sab Bachon
K Liye Mohabbat Ho Sakti Hai.
Pathan: Yehi To Hum Bhi
Tum Se Kehta Hai K
Allah Ki Taraf Se Ek Mard
K Dil Me 4 Biviyon K Liye
Ek Jesi Mohabbat Ho Sakti Hai.. :-)
NOTE:
Pathan Ki Namaz-e-Janaza
Kal Zuhar K Baad Ada Ki Jaye Gi..
Shukriya :-D :-)
By:
Haya Ali
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Love Letter
Ek Pathan Khali Paper Ko Baar Baar Choom Raha Tha..
Sardar:
Ye Kiya Hai??
Pathan: Ye Love Letter Hai.
Sardar: Magar Ye To Khali Hai.
Pathan: Hamara Aaj Kal
Gul Bano Se Baat Cheet Band Hai.. :-D
Hahhaah
By:
Naghma Khan
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Tom & Jerry
Pathan With Wife Went 2 London,
in the hotel room, Pathan heard his
Wife scream 'Chooha'
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Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya,
Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha:
Hello Room Service?
Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?
Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry?
Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.
Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here,
in our Room.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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How Long
Pathan Interview Deny Gaya..
Interviewer: What Did U Do Before?
Pathan: I Was In Army.
Interviewer: How Long Were U In Army??
Pathan: 5 Foot 11 Inch.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Pathan Udaas Betha Tha
Pathan Udaas Betha Tha..
Dost: Kiya Hua Lala??
Pathan: Kiya Bataun Yara,
Apni Bivi Ko Bari Mushkil Se
"Blue Whale Game" Khelny Per
Razi Kiya Tha..
Wo 49 Task Per Thi To
.
.
.
.
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WHALE Ny Khudkushi Ker Li.. :-)
:-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Puncture Tyre
Ek Molvi Ka Jamaat Keraty Huwe
Wuzu Toot Gaya Phir Bhi
Us Ny Namaz Puri Parha Di.
Jab Us Ny Salam Phera To
Pichy Bethy Ek Pathan Ny Kaha:
"Molvi Saab Maan Gaya AapKi
Drivery Ko,
Puncture Tyre K Sath Bhi
Mnzil Per Pohcha Diya.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Zong Offer
Pathan Ny 3 Logon Ko Truck K Nichy Daba Diya.
Judge: Jab Tum Nashy Me
Bhi Nahi Thy To Tum Ny Aisa Q Kiya??
Pathan: Zong Walon Ki Waja Se
Judge: Kiya Matlab??
Pathan: Unhon Ny Kaha Tha K
Is Offer Ko Hasil Kerny K
Liye 3 Dabaen.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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