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Post Mortem



Ek Pathan Doctor Operation Theater Se Bahar Aa Ker Bola:
"Oh Khudaya Aaj To Hum Bohat Thak Gaya"

Mareez Ka Baap Aa Ker Bola:
"Doctor Sahab, Operation Kesa Raha??"

Pathan Doctor:
Kiya Us Ka Operation Kerna Tha?
Oh Khudaya, Hum To Us Ka Post Mortem Ker Aya.. :-D

Hahhaha



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