A Man Came Home Late
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.
His Wife Yelled:
"How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?"
The Man Couldn't Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'!
Monday Passed And He Didn't See Her......
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too.....
On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The
Corner Of One Eye... =P ;->
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