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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Phone Ki Ring hui. Husband: Mere liye H
    Phone Ki Ring hui.
    Husband: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Ghar pe Nahi Hun.
    Wife Phone Utha k : wo ghar pe hain.
    Husband: Mana Kiya phr Bhi
    Wife : Ji wo mere liye tha


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


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  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • POLICEMAN: sab mujhse darte hen aur mei
    POLICEMAN:
    sab mujhse darte hen aur mein bivi se


    3) TEACHER
    Main school main musalsal bolta hun aur ghar main sirf sunta hun.

    4) OFFICER:
    Main office main BOSS hun aur ghar main nokar.

    5) JUDGE
    Main court main faislay sunata hun aur ghar main khud insaaf ka talabgar hun.!

    Faisla ap k hath main hai,
    kunwaray raho khoosh raho
    *..HAPPY BACHELOR LIFE.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yes
    A Man To His Friend:

    My Wife Died Yesterday.!!

    I m Trying To Cry;-(

    But Tears r Not Coming Out:->

    Wat To Do.?

    Friend:

    No Problem

    Just Imagine

    She Is Back:-D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamray me at
    Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamray me atay huye chair se takra k gir gya

    .

    Dulhan: (ghabratay huye) aray shahid BHAI Aagaye ap

    MORAL:Aur kro khandaan me shadi..!


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Suna he k jannat me husband k sath
    BV: Suna he k jannat me husband k sath
    BV ko nhi rehne dete.

    HUSBAND: sahi suna he.

    BV: Aisa Q?

    Husbnd: Arey pagli isi lye to usy janat kehte hain. ;-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Very Effective Warning
    Very Effective Warning:

    A Husband Gave The
    Keys Of His New Car
    To His Wife With A
    ...Warning

    "Dear,
    If You Cause An
    Accident , The
    Newspaper Will
    Print Your
    AGE" =P ;)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 aadmi apni wife ki qaber per
    1 aadmi apni wife ki qaber per betha ro raha tha

    aur

    qabar ko pankhay se hawa kar raha tha,

    kisi ne pucha itni muhabbat kyn?

    aadmi: marne se pehle keh gai thi k meri qabar ki matti khushk hone se pehle shaadi na karna,

    pata nahin kon roz qabar per paani dal kar chala jaata hai :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Meri BV mujhe Bht Preshan Krti Ha
    Husbnd Mlang Baba Meri BV mujhe Bht Preshan Krti Ha Us Ka Koi Hal Batao,

    Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hal Hota to aaj Main Malang na Hota...


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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