Makkhiya Maar Raha Hon
Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Husband: Makkhiya Maar Raha Hon.
Wife: Kitni Mari?
Husband: 3 Male Or 2 Female.
Wife: Kaise Malum?
Husband: Kyon k 3 Daaru ki Bottle Se Chipki Thi Or 2 Phone Se. :-)
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