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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:
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Shadi Ki 20th Anniversary Pr
Husband Ge
Shadi Ki 20th Anniversary Pr
Husband Gehri Soch Main Tha..
Wife Asks:
Kia Soch Rahe Ho..??
Husband:
Kia Tumhain Yaad Hai
K Kab Tumhare Daddy Ne
Hamain Date Pr Pakra Tha..??
Wife:
Yes..
Husband:
Aur Unhoun Ne Gun Point Pr
Mujhe Kaha Tha K
Ya To Meri Beti Se Shadi Kro
Ya 20 Saal K Liye Jail Jao..
Wife Smiles:
Yes..
Husband: Ahhhh..!!
Aaj K Din Main Aazad Ho Jata.. :-O
By:
AsiM
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Why Husbands Avoid Answers!!
WIFE: Wi
Why Husbands Avoid Answers!!
WIFE: Will U Marry Again If I Died?
HUSBAND: Noway!
W: Why Not, Don’t U Like Being Married?
H: Of Course I Do!!
W: Then Y Wouldn’t U Remarry?
H: Okay, I’d Get Married Again!
W: U Would?
H: ….?
W: Would U Live In Our House?
H: Sure, It’s A Great House!
W: Would She Sleep With In My Bed?
H: Where Else Would She Sleep?
W: Would U Let Her Drive My Car?
H: Yeah, Its Almost Brand New!!
W: Would U Give Her My Jewelry?
H: No, I’m Sure She’d Want Her Own
W: Would She Wear My Shoes?
H: No, Her Size Is 6
W: -Silence-
H: Shit!! :-P
By:
AsiM
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Fairy: (To A 60 Year Old Couple)
I Will
Fairy: (To A 60 Year Old Couple)
I Will Grant You Each A Wish.
Wife:
I Want To Travel Around The World
With My Husband.
The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & ‘POOF’
Two Tickets Appeared In Her Hands.
Husband:
I Wish To Have A Wife 30
Years Younger To Me.
The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & ‘POOF’
The Husband Became 92 Years Old.
Moral:
Men Who Are Ungrateful Idiots
Should Remember Fairies Are Females Too...:)=P
By:
AsiM
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