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Kal mere khuab main ek



Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.

Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?

Shohar: Tumko kese pata:

Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.



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